Arctic Sombrero

Fill your favorite Stainless Steel 30 oz. tumbler approximately 1/2 full with ice and water.

Crack open a 12 oz. can of your favorite beverage.

Click the Arctic Sombrero onto that can.

Insert your Arctic Sombrero topped canned beverage into the icy waters of your Tumbler 

Chillax and covertly enjoy a ridiculously cold beverage.

Why it works: It's a three part system: First, your 30 oz. Tumbler protects the ice water within from the from the radiant heat of the outdoors. Second, that icy bath continually cools the canned beverage held by the Arctic Sombrero Third the patented Arctic Sombrero keeps the ice water bath from diluting your canned beverage and covertly holds your beverage in the perfect position for your stealthy drinking pleasure.  

The idea for the Arctic Sombrero rose like a phoenix from the ashes of hundreds of wasted human hours. Hours spent at moronic gender reveals, daylong trips to visit Nana at her facility, endless days under the blazing sun at soccer tournaments watching herds of ungifted children chase a ball. Something had to be done! Someone had to find a solution, to make the idle misery just a little less miserable…..

The inventors realized that covertly slow-rolling an ice-cold beverage can transform even the most miserable tasks into a wonderful experience. But how does one discreetly sip an adult beverage, keep it cold and make this process repeatable? Enter the ARCTIC SOMBRERO!

The Arctic Sombrero guarantees to keep your beer Arctic cold and concealed. Colder than an Eskimo urologists fingers,  colder than your mother in-laws stare while she describes your inability to parent her grandkids, colder than the grill at a vegan cookout. You get it; continually colder than any canned beverage you have ever wrapped your hands around. We developed a patented system that keeps your beverage hidden while enthusiastically chilling your beverage. This is not your derelict brother-in-laws flimsy foam koozie that only passively sustains urine temperature beer in the hot sun.  We harnessed the proven insulating power of your 30oz. stainless steel tumbler that is proven to keep ice from melting for days. We doubled down by  actively  cooling your internal beverage in an ice-water bath.  The Arctic Sombrero will make your beverages icy cold, and undetected till the last drop.

With the Arctic Sombrero, your beer swims  isolated in an frigid bath of ice water, waiting for you. Take your time and Chillax.  The Arctic Sombrero is actively working for you, you’ve got plenty of time, no need to chug your beverage for fear of the heat and sun. Its protected, it will wait for you, and be just as cold at the start as at the end. And once it has given its fermented soul for your sanity, just add another to the cooling ice water and chilllax...... as your pathetic kid kicks another soccer ball into his own goal.

Like a true friend that will hold your hair while you puke, the Arctic Sombrero continues to give. Not only does it care for your beer, it cares for you. The Arctic Sombrero hydration port keeps your ice water separate from your adult beverage allowing a hydrating spacer as you slow roll your beer helping you use better judgement and reconsider making that remark about Aunt Karen's mustache.

So,

CRACK open your favorite can

CLICK the can into the patented Arctic Sombrero lid and mount it on your favorite 30oz tumbler

CHILLAX as you covertly slow roll your ridiculously cold beverage at your own pace